Amen? No. AWOMEN! - Funny Atheist T Shirt - Worship God(dess)!

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AWOMEN, the funny, controversial t shirt for the atheist, agnostic, humanist, free thinker or womens movement supporter you know!

So now we can forget "Amen." It's so B.C.! Shelve it. Dump it. Relegate it to the dust bin of history, where so much of which are forefathers and the establishment considered "sacred" can now be rightfully placed. Women are rising now, and it's about time (and well past time). Can we get an "AWOMEN!"?

(Soon to be heard around kitchen tables all over Amerika - and perhaps the world).

For millennia, we've all been saying "Amen." Well, enough is enough. In the dawning new Age of Women, we here at AAATEE feel it's about time we changed things up to reflect the new gestalt.

Women are on the rise, traditional mind control (i.e. religion, bigotry, sexism, etc.) is on the decline, and if any human gender should be worshipped first, it's not the one that's been doing irreparable harm to the people and the planet for millennia. It's the one that creates and nurtures by nature, not the one that destroys and despoils.

Yeah, we men had our chance (multiple chances, actually), and all we've done is make a massive mess of things. God is pissed off, *She* is comin' to town, and She is ready to make some big freakin' changes.

To which we all say: Thank God!

Oh, and... AWOMEN!

Hopefully She can do what needs be done before it's too late. But we digress...

The real shocker (for all the racists out there, sexists aside) is that God (as the old joke goes) is an angry *black* woman. She's comin' to kick bootie, take names and put the tired, corrupt, failed patriarchy in it's rightful place - the dust bin of history.

Too bad the entire crooked enterprise can't be put in the dock at Nuremberg, but maybe karma or panoramic life reviews will do the trick. We wouldn't want to be in the shoes of an evil old misogynist POS like Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinberg or Donald J. Trump come reincarnation time. No siree!

Regardless, this wryly funny tee put's the rage-filled, wrong-headed, senile old deviant God in his rightful place. He's been demoted. He has been sent to the senior deity's home. He is headed for his just desserts. *She* has taken her rightful place on the throne. ;-)


OK then, seriocomic rant aside, this is a super-comfy cotton shirt for women (or men)...

Our great looking t-shirts, available in a variety of colors, have a classic fit. Soft and light with just the right amount of stretch, they're comfortable and flattering for both sexes.

NOTE: Where sizes show "Men's" -- please keep in mind that these are unisex shirts, and for some reason the Etsy system does not show this correctly.

• Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• 30 singles thread weight
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Tear-away label
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Your shirt is MADE TO ORDER. This means they can take 1-2 weeks before it is shipped out. Most of our customers feel it's well worth the wait, and quite often, orders ship within days.

If your order is urgent, please contact me before ordering to make special arrangements. You will pay additional shipping costs.

All items are sent by USPS first class mail, and shipped from California.

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